This is Iron Otter (you’ll have to trust me; there is an otter under there). Iron Otter was the focus of a two-hour long, $150 million dollar movie, where I keep waiting for something awesome to happen, but it never does…and, to make matters worse, I was exposed to Gwyneth Paltrow periodically throughout this lumbering snooze fest. In the end, I found myself rooting for Jeff Bridges in hopes there would be no sequel, but Paramount decided they could not pass up the opportunity to torture me again, so look for Iron Otter 2 this summer. I will be at home, trying to drum up the courage to sit through Avatar.
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