March 31, 2010
GPOYAAUOW – Gratuitous Picture of Yourself as an Unemployed Otter Wednesday.
As previously mentioned, this summer I will be joining the ranks of the unemployed.  This otter represents my plans for the break.  My days shall consist of one part not wearing a shirt, one part wearing jorts, and fourteen parts of PBR.  While you cube jockeys are anxiously preparing cost value analysis reports for your middle managers, I will be wallowing in my own crapulence.
Closed circuit to potential future employers, please disregard this.  I would never actually wear Oakleys.
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GPOYAAUOW – Gratuitous Picture of Yourself as an Unemployed Otter Wednesday.

As previously mentioned, this summer I will be joining the ranks of the unemployed.  This otter represents my plans for the break.  My days shall consist of one part not wearing a shirt, one part wearing jorts, and fourteen parts of PBR.  While you cube jockeys are anxiously preparing cost value analysis reports for your middle managers, I will be wallowing in my own crapulence.

Closed circuit to potential future employers, please disregard this.  I would never actually wear Oakleys.

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