This is Nick Punto Otter.  He is your opening day starter at third base.  He makes as much money as Jason Kubel.  Seriously.  He will bat .208 this season, and slide headfirst into first base on every single ground ball he hits.  I hope he breaks all of his fingers trying to beat out a bunt.  Major league fail.

Now, that being said, I’m excited about every single other aspect of this team.  Opening day cannot come soon enough.

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