March 15, 2010
This is Senior Management Otter, and he is busy testifying in front of Congress.  Last year, his salary was roughly 200 times more than yours was.  I know you think that is an outrage, but you have to keep in mind that he is at least 200 times smarter than you are, so it actually makes sense.  Without the intrepid and completely competent leadership of men like this, companies like Lehman Brothers would still be here today.  Now, would all of you nerds in middle management please get back to work?  That money isn’t going to lose itself! Original otter via 

This is Senior Management Otter, and he is busy testifying in front of Congress.  Last year, his salary was roughly 200 times more than yours was.  I know you think that is an outrage, but you have to keep in mind that he is at least 200 times smarter than you are, so it actually makes sense.  Without the intrepid and completely competent leadership of men like this, companies like Lehman Brothers would still be here today.  Now, would all of you nerds in middle management please get back to work?  That money isn’t going to lose itself!

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