Anonymous asked: How many pet otters do you have?
That answer is 100% dependent on whether or not you are a narc. For the record, I have never kept an otter as a pet. However, I may have tried to steal one from Hiawatha Golf Course once.
Is this completely sophomoric? Yes. Does it skew towards the lowest common denominator? Indeed. Is my mother proud of me? Most certainly not. However, the magic of ground weasels, water cats, puns, and MS Paint will not be stifled. I'll try to not sink any further with these antics. Maybe.
Sorry Mom.
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